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Friendship is like peeing on yourself:
everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling
that it brings.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong
has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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Time is a great teacher, but
unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector
Berlioz
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It's true that we don't know what we've
got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't
know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets
out alive anyway.
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There is a place you can touch a woman
that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
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The only way to keep your health is to eat
what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and
do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
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I told my wife that a husband is like a
fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she
locked me in the cellar.
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Girls are like phones. We love to be
held, talked too but if you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!
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The average woman would rather have
beauty than brains, because the average man can see
better than he can think.
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طراحی سایت و بهینه
سازی سایت توسط
شهاب شاه
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